The Fifth Elephant (Discworld #24) 4

"It"s not too bad," he said. "Dey say it"d be a good idea to make an early start, sir."

"I bet they do," said Vimes, and thought: they don"t want someone like me hanging around. There"s no knowing who"ll die next.

Several faces he vaguely recalled from last night were missing now. Presumably some travellers had started off even earlier, which meant that the news was probably running ahead of him. He"d staggered in, covered in blood and mud, carrying a crossbow and, d"you know, when they went back to look there were seven dead men. By the time that sort of story had gone ten miles he"d be carrying an axe as well, and make that thirty dead men and a dog.

The diplomatic career had certainly got off to a good start, eh?

As they got into the coach he saw the little dart stuck in the door jamb. It was metallic, with metal fins, and overall had a look of speed, as if, when you touched it, you"d burn your fingers.

He walked around to the back of the coach. There was another, much larger arrow high in the woodwork.

"They tried to catch up with you on the upgrade," said Inigo, behind him.

"You killed them."

"Some got away."

"I"m surprised."

"I"ve only got one pair of hands, your grace."

Vimes glanced up at the inn sign. Crudely painted on the boards was a large red head, complete with trunk and tusks.

"This is the Inn of the Fifth Elephant," said Inigo. "You left the law behind when we passed Lancre, your grace. Here it"s the lore. What you keep is what you can. What"s yours is what you fight for. The fittest survive."

"Ankh-Morpork is pretty lawless too, Mister Skimmer."

"Ankh-Morpork has many laws. It"s just that people don"t obey them. And that, your grace, is quite a different bowl of fat, mmhm, mmph."

They set off in convoy. Detritus sat on the roof of the leading coach, which lacked a door and most of one side. The view was flat and white, a featureless expanse of snow.

After a while they passed a clacks tower. Burn marks on one side of the stone base suggested that someone had thought that no news was good news, but the semaphore shutters, were clacking and twinkling in the light.

"The whole world is watching," said Vimes.

"But it"s never cared," said Skimmer. "Up until now. And now it wants to rip the top off the country and take what"s underneath, mmph, mmhm."

Ah, thought Vimes, our killer clerk does have more than one emotion.

"Ankh-Morpork has always tried to get on well with other nations," said Sybil. "Well... these days, at least."

"I don"t think we exactly try, dear," said Vimes. "It"s just that we found that -  Why"re we stopping?"

He pulled down the window. "What"s happening, sergeant?"

"Waiting for dese dwarfs, sir," the troll called down.

Several hundred dwarfs, four abreast, were trotting across the white plain towards them. There was, Vimes thought, something very determined about them.

"Detritus?"

"Yessir?"

"Try not to look too troll-like, will you?"

"Tryin" like hell, sir."

The column was abreast of them before someone barked the command to halt. A dwarf detached himself from the rest and walked over to the coach.

"Ta"grdzk?!" he bellowed.

"Would you like me to take care of this, your grace?" said Inigo.

"I"m the damn ambassador," said Vimes. He stepped down.

"Good morning, dwarf [indicating miscreant], I am Overseer Vimes of the Look."

Lady Sybil heard Inigo give a little groan.

"Krz? Gr"dazak yad?"

"Hang on, hang on, I know this one... I am sure you are a dwarf of no convictions. Let us shake our business, dwarf [indicating miscreant]."

"Yes, that will just about do it, I think," said Inigo. "Mmm, mhm."

The senior dwarf had gone red in those areas of his face that could be seen behind the hair. The rest of the squad were taking a renewed interest in the coach.

The leader took a deep breath. "D"kraha?"

Cheery dropped down from the coach. Her leather skirt flapped in the wind.

As one dwarf, the column swivelled to stare at her. Their leader went pop-eyed.

"B"dan? K"raa! D"kraga "ka"ak "!"

Vimes saw the expression that appeared on Cheery"s small round face.

Above him there was a clunk as Detritus rested the loaded Piecemaker on the edge of the coach.

"I know dat word he said to her," he announced to the world. "It is not a good word. I do not want to hear dat word again."

"Well, this is all very jolly, mph, mhm," said Inigo, getting down. "And now if everyone will just relax for a moment we might get out of here alive, mmm."

Vimes reached up and carefully pushed the end of Detritus"s crossbow towards a less threatening direction.

Inigo talked very fast in what seemed to Vimes to be a torrent of perfect dwarfish, although he was sure he heard the occasional "mmph". He opened his leather case and produced a couple of documents fixed with big waxy seals. These were inspected with considerable suspicion. The dwarf pointed at Cheery and Detritus. Inigo flapped a hand impatiently, the universal symbol for dismissing that which was not important. More papers were examined.

Eventually, with more universal body language meaning "I could do something bad to you but right now it"s just too much bother," the dwarf waved Inigo away, gave Vimes a look that suggested that, against all physical evidence, Vimes was beneath him, and strode back to his troops.

An order was barked. The dwarfs set off again, leaving the road and heading off towards the forest.

"Well, that all seems sorted out," said Inigo, getting back into the coach. "Miss Littlebottom was a bit of a sticking point, but a dwarf does respect very complicated documents. Something"s up. He wouldn"t say what it was. He wanted to search the coach."

"The hell with that. What for?"

"Who knows? I persuaded him that we have diplomatic immunity."

"And what did you tell him about me?"

"I tried to convince him that you were a bloody idiot, your grace. Mmph, mmhm."

"Oh, really?" Vimes heard Lady Sybil repress a laugh.

"It was necessary, believe me. Street dwarfish wasn"t a good idea, your grace. But when I pointed out that you were an aristocrat, he - "

"I am not an - well, I"m not really a - "

"Yes, your grace. But if you"ll be advised by me, a lot of diplomacy lies in appearing to be a lot more stupid than you are. You"ve made a good start, your grace. And now I think we"d better be moving, mhm."

"I"m glad to see you"re being less deferential, Inigo," said Vimes as they got under way again.

"Oh well, your grace, I"ve got to know you better now."

Gaspode had confused recollections of the rest of that night. The pack moved fast, and he realized that most of them were running ahead of Carrot, to flatten down the snow.

It wasn"t flat enough for Gaspode. Eventually a wolf picked him up by the scruff of the neck and carried him bodily, while making muffled comments about the foul taste.

The snow stopped after a while and there was a slip of moonlight behind the clouds.

And all around, near and far, was the howl. Occasionally the pack would stop, in a clearing or on the crisp white brow of a hill, and join in.

Gaspode limped to Angua while the cries went up around them. "What"s this for?" he said.

"Polities," said Angua. "Negotiation. We"re crossing territories."

Gaspode glanced at Gavin. He hadn"t joined in the howl, but sat a little way off, regally dividing his attention between Carrot and the pack.

"He has to ask permission?" he said.

"He has to make sure they"ll let me through."

"Oh. That"s giving him problems?"

"None that he can"t bite through."

"Oh. Er, is the howl saying anything about me?"

" "Small, horrible, smelly dog." "

"Ah, right."

They set off again a few minutes later, down a long snow-crusted slope in the moonlight towards the forest, and Gaspode saw shadows angling fast across the snowfield towards them. For a moment he was flanked by two packs, the old and the new, and then their original escort dropped away.

So we"ve got a new honour guard, he thought, as he ran in the centre of a wall of blurred grey legs. Wolves we haven"t met before. I just hope the howl added "doesn"t taste nice".

Then Carrot fell over in the snow. It was a moment before he pushed himself up again. The wolves circled uncertainly, occasionally glancing at Gavin. Gaspode caught up with Carrot, jumping awkwardly through the snow.

"You all right?"

"Hard... to... run..."

"I don"t want to, you know, worry you or anything," whined Gaspode, "but we"re not exactly among friends here, know what I mean? Our Gavin isn"t going to win the prize for the wolf with the waggiest tail anywhere."

"When did he last sleep?" Angua demanded, pushing her way through the wolves.

"Dunno, really," said Gaspode. "We"ve been moving pretty fast the last few days."

"No sleep, no food and no proper clothing," snarled Angua. "Idiot!"

There was growling and whining from some of the wolves around Gavin. Gaspode sat down by Carrot"s head and watched as Angua... argued.

He couldn"t speak pure wolf and, besides, gesture and body language played a far greater part than it did in canine. But you didn"t have to be bright to see that things weren"t going well. There was def"nitely a lot of Atmosphere in the atmosphere. And Gaspode had a feeling that, if things went all pear-shaped in a hurry, one small dog had all the survival chances of a chocolate kettle on a very hot stove.

There was a lot of whining and growling. One wolf - Gaspode mentally named him Awkward - was not happy. It looked as though a number of wolves were agreeing with him. One of them bared its teeth at Angua.

Then Gavin stood up. He shook some snowflakes off his coat, looked around in an offhand fashion, and padded towards Awkward.

Gaspode felt every hair on his body stand on end.

The other wolves crouched back. Gavin ignored them. When he was a few feet away from Awkward he put his head on one side and said, "Hrurrrm?"

It was almost a pleasant noise. But right down inside Gaspode"s bones it bounced a harmonic which said: at this point, we could go two ways. There is the easy way, and that is very easy.

You"ll never know about the hard way.

Awkward held eye-contact for a while, and then looked down.

Gavin snarled something. Half a dozen of the wolves, led by Angua, loped off towards the forest.

They returned twenty minutes later. Angua was human again - at least, Gaspode corrected himself, human shaped - and the wolves were harnessed to a big dog sled.

"Borrowed it from a man in the village over the hill," she said, as it slid to a halt by Carrot.

"Nice of him," said Gaspode, and decided not to pursue the subject. "I"m surprised to see wolves in harness, though."

"Well, this was the easy way," said Angua.

It"s odd, Gaspode mused, as he lay in the sled alongside the slumbering Carrot. He was so int"rested when Bum talked about the howl and how it could send messages right up into the mountains. If I was a suspicious dog, I"d wonder if he knew that she"d come back for him if he was really in trouble, if he decided to gamble everything on it...

He poked his head out from under the blanket. Snow stung his eyes. Running alongside the sled, only a few feet away from Carrot and glowing silver in the moonlight, was Gavin.

This is me, thought Gaspode; stuck between the humans and the wolves. It"s a dog"s life.

This is the life, thought Acting Captain Colon. Hardly any paperwork was coming up here now, and by dint of much effort he"d entirely cleared the backlog. It was a lot quieter, too.

When Vimes was here - and Fred Colon suddenly found himself thinking the word "Vimes" without prefixing it with "Mister" - the main office was full of so much noise and bustle you could hardly hear yourself speak. Completely inefficient, that was. How could anyone hope to get anything done?

He counted the sugar again. Twenty-nine. But he"d had two in his tea, so that was all right. Toughness was paying off.

Colon went and opened his door a fraction so that he could just see down into the office. It was amazing how you could catch them out that way.

Quiet. And neat, too. Every desk was clear. Much better than the mess you used to get.

He went back to the desk and counted the sugar lumps. There were twenty-seven.

Ah-ha! Someone was trying to drive him mad. Well, two could play at that game.

He counted the lumps again. There were twenty-six, and there was a knock at the door.

This caused it to swing inwards, and Colon to jump up in evil triumph.

"Ah-ha! Burst in on me, eh? Oh..."

The "oh" was because the knocker was Constable Dorfl, the golem. He was taller than the doorway and strong enough to tear a troll in half; he"d never done this, since he was an intensely moral being, but not even Colon was going to pick an argument with someone who had glowing red holes where his eyes should be. Ordinary golems would riot harm a human because they had magic words in their head that ordered them not to. Dorfl had no magic words but he didn"t harm people because he"d decided that it wasn"t moral. This left the worrying possibility that, given enough provocation, he might think again.

Beside the golem was Constable Shoe, saluting smartly.

"We"ve come to pick up the wages chitty, sir," he said.

"The what?"

"The wages chitty, sir. The monthly chitty, sir. And then we take it to the Palace and bring back the wages, sir."

"I don"t know anything about that!"

"I put it on your desk yesterday, sir. Signed by Lord Vetinari, sir."

Colon couldn"t hide the flicker in his eyes. The black ash in the fireplace was, by now, overflowing.

Shoe followed his gaze.

"I haven"t seen any such thing," said Colon, while the colour drained from his face like a sucked ice-lolly.

"I"m sure I did, sir," said Constable Shoe. "I wouldn"t forget a thing like that, sir. In fact, I distinctly remember saying to Constable Visit, "Washpot, I"m just going to take this - " "

"Look, you can see I"m a busy man!" snapped Colon. "Get one of the sergeants to sort it out!"

"There"s no sergeants left except Sergeant Flint, sir, and he spends all his time going round asking people what he should be doing," said Constable Shoe. "Anyway, sir, it"s the senior officer who must sign the chitty - "

Colon stood up, leaning on his knuckles, and shouted, "Oh, I "must", must I? That"s a nerve and no mistake! "Must", eh? Most of you lot are lucky anyone even gives you a job! Bunch of zombies and loonies and lawn ornaments and rocks! I"ve had it up to here with you!"

Shoe leaned back out of range of the spittle. "Then I"m afraid I must take this up with the Guild of Watchmen, sir," he said.

"Guild of Watchmen? Hah! And since when has there been a Guild of Watchmen?"

"Dunno. What"s the time now?" said Corporal Nobbs, ambling into the room. "Got to be a couple of hours, at least. Morning, captain."

"What are you doing here, Nobby?"

"That"s Mister Nobbs to you, captain. And I"m President of the Guild of Watchmen, since you ask."

"There"s no such bloody thing!"

"All legit, captain. Registered at the Palace and everything. Amazin" how people rushed to join, too." He pulled out his grubby notebook. "Got a few matters to take up with you, if you have a moment. Well, I say a few - "

"I"m not putting up with this!" bellowed Colon, his face crimson. "This is high treason! You"re all sacked! You"re all - "

"We"re all on strike," said Nobby calmly.

"You can"t go on strike while I"m sacking you!"

"Our strike headquarters are in the back room of the Bucket in Gleam Street," said Nobby.

"Here, that"s my boozer! I forbid you to go on strike in my own pub!"

"We"ll be there when you wish to talk terms. Come, brothers. We are now officially in a dispute situation."

They marched out.

"Don"t bother to come back!" Colon shouted after them.

Bonk wasn"t what Vimes had expected. In fact he"d find it hard to say what he had expected, except that this wasn"t it.

It occupied a narrow valley with a white-water river winding through it. There were city walls. They were not like those of Ankh-Morpork, which had become at first a barrier to expansion and then a source of masonry for it. These had an inside and an outside. There were castles on the hills. There were castles on most hills in these parts. And there were high gates across the road.

Detritus thumped on the side of the coach. Vimes stuck his head out.

"Dere"s guys in der road," said the troll. "Dey got halibuts."

Vimes looked out of the windows. There were half a dozen guards, and they did indeed have halberds.

"What are they after?" he said.

"I expect they"ll also want to see our papers and make a search of the coaches," said Inigo.

"Papers are one thing," said Vimes, getting out of the coach, "but no one is rummaging in our stuff. I know that trick. They"re not looking for anything, they just want to show us who"s boss. You come along and do the translating." He added, "Don"t worry, I"ll be diplomatic."

The two men barring the way did have helmets and they were holding weapons, but their uniforms did not conform to normal uniformity. No guards, Vimes thought, should be dressed in red, blue and yellow. People would be able to see them coming. Vimes liked a uniform you could lurk in.

He pulled out his badge and held it up, advancing with an ingratiating smile.

"Just repeat this, Mister Skimmer." Vimes raised his voice. "Hello, fellow officer, as you can see I am Commander V - "

A blade swung around. If Vimes hadn"t stopped he"d have walked into it.

Inigo stepped forward, leather case already open, one hand holding several impressive pieces of paper, mouth already framing some suitable sentences. A guard took one of the pieces of paper and stared at it.

"This is a studied insult," said Inigo, contriving to speak out of the corner of his mouth while maintaining a smile. "Someone wishes to .see how you react, mmph, mmhm."

"Them?"

"No. We"re being watched."

The paper was handed back. There was a terse conversation.

"The captain of the guard says there are special circumstances and he will search the coaches," said Inigo.

"No," said Vimes, taking in the expression on the captain"s white face. "I know when people are playing silly buggers, "cos I"ve done it myself."

He pointed to the door of his coach. "See this?" he said. "Tell him this is an Ankh-Morpork crest. And this is an Ankh-Morpork coach, property of Ankh-Morpork. If they lay hands on it, that will constitute an act of war against Ankh-Morpork. Tell him that."

He saw the man lick his lips nervously as Inigo translated. Poor sod, he thought. He didn"t ask for this. He was probably expecting a quiet day on the gate. But someone gave him some orders.

Inigo said, "He says he"s very sorry, but those are his instructions, and he quite understands if his grace wishes to make a complaint at the highest level, mmph, mmhm."

A guard turned the handle of the coach door. Vimes slammed it shut.

"Tell him the war will start right now," he said.  - "And then it"ll work its way up."

"Your grace!"

The guards looked at Detritus. It was quite hard to hold the Piecemaker nonchalantly, and he wasn"t even making the attempt.

Vimes maintained eye-contact with the captain of the guard. If the man had any sense, he"d realize that if Detritus fired the thing it"d kill them all, besides sending the coach backwards at high speed.

Please just let him have the sense to know when to fold, he prayed.

In the corner of his ear he could hear the guards whispering to one another. He caught the word "Wilinus".

The captain stepped back and saluted. "He apologizes for any inconvenience and hopes you will enjoy your stay in his beautiful city," said Inigo. "He particularly hopes you will visit the Chocolate Museum in Prince Vodorny Square, where his sister works."

Vimes saluted. "Tell him I think he is an officer with a great future," he said. "A future which, I trust, is going to very soon include opening the damn gates."

The captain had nodded to the men before Inigo was halfway through the translation. Aha...

"And ask him his name," he said. The man was bright enough not to respond until this had been translated.

"Captain Tantony," Inigo said.

"I shall remember it," said Vimes. "Oh, and tell him he has a fly on his nose."

Tantony won a prize. His eyes barely flickered. Vimes grinned.

As for the town itself... it was just a town. Roofs were steeper than in Ankh-Morpork, some maniac with a fretsaw had been allowed to amuse himself on the wooden architecture, and there was more paint than you saw back home.

Not that this told you anything; many a rich man had become rich by, metaphorically, not painting his house.

The coaches bowled over the cobbles. Not the right sort of cobbles, of course. Vimes knew that.

The coach stopped again. Vimes stuck his head out of the window. Two rather scruffier guards had barred the road this time.

"Ah, I recognize this one," said Vimes grimly. "I reckon that this time we"ve just met Colonesque and Nobbski."

He stepped out and walked up to them. "Well?"

The fatter of the two hesitated, and then held out his hand. "Pisspot," he said.

"Inigo?" said Vimes quietly, without turning his head.

"Ah," said Inigo, after some muttered exchanges. "Now the problem seems to be Sergeant Detritus. No trolls are allowed in this part of town during the hours of daylight, apparently, without a passport signed by their... owner. Uh... in Bonk the only trolls allowed are prisoners of war. They have to carry identification."

"Detritus is a citizen of Ankh-Morpork and my sergeant," said Vimes.

"However, he is a troll. Perhaps in the interests of diplomacy you could write a short - "

"Do I need a pisspot?"

"A passport... No, your grace."

"Then he doesn"t either."

"Nevertheless, your grace - "

"There is no nevertheless."

"But it may be advisable to - "

"There"s no advisable either."

A few other guards had drifted over. Vimes was aware of watching eyes.

"He could be ejected by force," said Inigo.

"Now there"s an experiment I wouldn"t want to miss," said Vimes.

Detritus made a rumbling noise. "I don"t mind goin" back if - "

"Shut up, sergeant. You"re a free troll. That"s an order."

Vimes permitted himself another brief scan of the growing, silent crowd. And he saw the fear in the eyes of the men with the halberds. They did not want to be doing this, any more than the captain had.

"I"ll tell you what, Inigo," he said. "Tell the guards that the Ambassador from Ankh-Morpork commends them for their diligence, congratulates them on their dress sense and will see that their instruction is obeyed forthwith. That should do it, shouldn"t it?"

"Certainly, your grace."

"And now turn the coach around, Detritus. Coming, Inigo?"

Inigo"s expression changed rapidly.

"We passed an inn about ten miles back," Vimes went on. "Ought to make it by dark, do you think?"

"But you can"t go, your grace!"

Vimes turned, very slowly. "Would you repeat that, Mister Skimmer?"

"I mean - "

"We are leaving, Mister Skimmer. What you do, of course, is up to you."

He sat down inside the coach. Opposite him Sybil made a fist and said, "Well done!"

"Sorry, dear," said Vimes, as the coach turned. "It didn"t look a very good inn."

"Serves them right, the little bullies," said Sybil. "You showed them."

Vimes glanced out and saw, at the edge of the crowd, a black coach with dark windows. He could make out a figure in the gloom within. The luckless guards were looking at it, as if for instructions. It Waved a gloved hand languidly.

He started counting under his breath. After eleven seconds Inigo trotted alongside the coach and jumped on to the running board.

"Your grace, apparently the guards acted quite without authority and will be punished - "

"No, they didn"t. I was looking at "em. They"d been given an order," said Vimes.

"Nevertheless, diplomatically it would be a good idea to accept the explan - "

"So that the poor buggers can be hung up by their thumbs?" said Vimes. "No. Just you go back and tell whoever"s giving the orders that all our people can go anywhere they like in this city, d"you see, whatever shape they are."

"I don"t think you can actually demand that, sir - "

"Those lads had old Burleigh & Stronginthearm weapons, Mister Skimmer. Made in Ankh-Morpork. So did the men on the gate. Trade, Mister Skimmer. Isn"t that part of what diplomacy is all about? You go back and talk to whoever"s in the black carriage, and then you"d better get them to lend you a horse, because I reckon we"ll have gone a little way by then."

"You could perhaps wait - " .

"Wouldn"t dream of it."

In fact the coach was outside the gates of the town before Skimmer caught up with it again.

"There will not be a problem with either of your requests," he panted, and for a moment there appeared to be a touch of admiration in his expression.

"Good man. Tell Detritus to turn round again, will you?"

"You"re grinning, Sam," said Sybil as Vimes sat back.

"I was just thinking that I could take to the diplomatic life," said Vimes.

"There is something else," said Inigo, getting into the coach. "There"s some... historical artifact owned by the dwarfs, and there"s a rumour - "

"How long ago was the Scone of Stone stolen?"

Inigo"s mouth stayed open. Then he shut it and his eyes narrowed.

"How in the world did you know that, your grace? Mmph?"

"By the pricking of my thumbs," said Vimes, his face carefully blank. "I"ve got very odd thumbs, when it comes to pricking."

"Really?"

"Oh, yes."

Dogs had a much easier sex life than humans, Gaspode decided. That was something to look forward to, if he ever managed to have one.

It wasn"t going to start here, that was definite. The female wolves snapped at him if he came too close, and they weren"t just warnings, either. He was having to be very careful where he trod.

The really odd thing about human sex, though, was the way it went on even when people were fully clothed and sitting on opposite sides of a fire. It was in the things they said and did not say, the way they looked at one another and looked away.

The packs had changed again overnight. The mountains were higher, the snow was crisper. Most of the wolves were sitting at some distance from the fire Carrot had made - just enough distance, in fact, to establish that they were proud, wild creatures who didn"t have to rely on this sort of thing, but close enough to get the benefit.

And then there was Gavin, sitting a little way off, turning to look from one to the other.

"Gavin"s people hate my family," Angua was saying. "I told you, it"s always wolves who suffer when werewolves get too powerful. Werewolves are smarter at escaping from hunters. That"s why wolves much prefer vampires. Vampires leave them alone. Werewolves sometimes hunt wolves."

"I"m surprised," said Carrot.

Angua shrugged. "Why? They hunt humans, don"t they? We"re not nice people, Carrot. We"re all pretty dreadful. But my brother Wolfgang is something special. Father"s frightened of him and so"s Mother if she"d only admit it, but she thinks he"ll make the clan powerful so she indulges him.

He drove my other brother away and he killed my sister."

"How - ?"

"He said it was an accident. Poor little Elsa. She was a yennork, just like Andrei. That"s a werewolf that doesn"t change, you know? I"m sure I"ve mentioned it. Our family throws them up from time to time. Wolfgang and I were the only classic bi-morphs in the litter. Elsa looked human all the time, even at full moon. Andrei was always a wolf."

"You mean you had a human sister and a wolf brother?"

"No, Carrot. They were both werewolves. But the, well, the little... switch... inside them didn"t work. Do you understand? They stayed the same shape. In the old days the clan would kill off a yennork quickly, and Wolfgang is a traditionalist when it comes to nastiness. He says they made the blood impure. You see, a yennork would go off and be a human or be a wolf but they"d still be carrying the werewolf blood, and then they"d marry and have children... or pups... and, well, that"s where the fairytale monsters come from. People with a bit of wolf and wolves with that extra capacity for violence that is so very human." She sighed and glanced momentarily at Gavin. "But Elsa was harmless. After that, Andrei didn"t wait for it to happen to him. He"s a sheepdog over in Borogravia now. Doing well, I hear. Wins championships," she added sourly.

She poked the fire aimlessly. "Wolfgang"s got to be stopped. He"s plotting something with some of the dwarfs. They meet in the forest, Gavin says."