"I'm going to have a lot more questions for you over the next few days. Maybe weeks. However long it takes to settle this. Be straight with me, keep telling me the truth, and I might just give you your body back."
"Sit here and wait for Mason to get me. What a sweet deal."
"Work with me and he won't be around to get you."
Kasabian's expression goes blank, like he's staring off into the distance at something I can't see.
"You're right, you know. I am a fuckup," he says. "All the rest of them, they got power, money, and cushy jobs. But they cut me out. I got nothing."
"Then you have every reason to want some payback, too."
"Don't you think I would have if I could? Look at me! I even had to steal this stupid store just to earn a living. Then a dead guy comes in and cuts off my head. Yeah, I'm the one who's going to put down Mason Faim."
"No, I am. You just point me at him."
"I told you, I don't know where he is. He's gone. He's Kayzer Soze."
"What about the others?"
"You're asking a lot, man."
"No. I'm asking for exactly what I'm owed." I take a smoke again. I don't want to get into the next thing. "Tell me, Kas, like your life depended on it. Who killed Alice?"
Kasabian's eyes dart back and forth in his head like they're looking for the eject button. I recognize the look of panic. It almost feels like I can hear his heart speed up. But he doesn't have a body, though maybe he's still somehow connected to it.
"You know about that? All the way down there and you know about that?"
"Talk to me, Kas. The coyotes are calling."
I look at the floor, but I don't move. If I move, I'm going to break like glass. I can't stand talking about her. I raise my gaze to meet Kasabian's. If he had a body, he would have bolted.
"I don't know much. It's not like Mason or anyone stops by to talk over old times. I get the same rumors as everybody else. I heard Parker did it."
"Mason sent him?"
"Parker doesn't shit unless Mason tells him it's okay, so yeah, Mason must have told him to do it."
"Why? After all these years, why would he do that?"
"I don't known, man. Seriously."
I stare into Kasabian's eyes and know he isn't lying. He's absolutely panicked as I come over to him. When I take the burning cigarette out of the ashtray and let him finish it, he looks so relieved I think he's going to cry.
My Alice is dead and I'm alone.
"Tell me about the store," I say. "How many employees are there?"
"Four or five. College kids. They come and go. It changes with classes and holidays. Allegra is the only one with any brains."
"Who's she?"
"She manages the place. I don't like being down there with the customers."
"She runs the place so you can stay up here and bootleg movies."
"We do what we have to do to get by. I bet you did some dirty trick or two when you were in Hell."
"You have no idea," I tell him. "What time do you open in the morning? Does Allegra open the place?"
"Ten. Yeah, she does."
There's a closet behind the door to the stairs. I push the stairs door closed and open the closet. It's mostly empty, except for waist-high metal storage shelves. I drag the body into the back of the closet, then bring in Kasabian's head. I set him on top of the shelves. He says, "I'm a little claustrophobic."
I look around the room. He can't stay out in the open, in case someone comes up here. There's a small bathroom, but there's no way that I'm having Kasabian share my morning pee. Sitting on the bottom of one of the shelves is a small portable TV. I plug it in and turn it on while fiddling with its old-fashioned rabbit-ear antenna. A local news show comes on and I put the set on the shelf with Kasabian.
"Maybe this'll ease your pain."
Kasabian frowns. "You're a real prick, Jimmy."
"But I wasn't always, was I?" I close the closet door halfway and stop. "You ever call me Jimmy again, I'll nail this door shut. You can complain about claustrophobia for the next fifty years in the dark." I close and lock the closet door.
I sit down on the bed, exhausted and in pain. It's been an eventful day. I landed here with nothing and ended up with a nice new jacket and a pocket full of cash. I even have somewhere to crash and wash my face. The American dream.
I stretch out full on the bed and something else occurs to me. "I guess I'm in the video biz." Damn, I even have a job.
I want to go and wash off the blood that's drying on my belly and chest, but when I try to stand, my cracked ribs shoot to the top of my pain threshold and convince me that I can wait until morning. I shrug off Brad Pitt's jacket and lie back carefully. The moment my head hits the pillow, I'm out.
Alice had short, dark hair and almost black eyes. There were rose thorns tattooed around the base of her long neck. She was slim and it made her arms and legs look impossibly long. We'd been going out for three or four weeks. While we were lying around in her bed one night, out of nowhere, she said, "I can do magic. Want to see?"
"Of course."
She jumped out of bed, still naked. Candles and light from the street slid over her body, shadowing the muscles working under her skin, making the tattoos over her arms, back, and chest move like dancers in some eerie ballroom.
She went to her dresser and drew a curly little mustache on her upper lip with eyeliner pencil. When she came back to bed, she had a top hat and a deck of cards. She sat down and put on the hat, straddling me on top of the covers.
"Pick a card," she said. I took one. It was the jack of diamonds. "Now put it back in anywhere you want. Don't let me see it." She made a point of closing her eyes and turning her head away.
"It's back in, Merlin," I said.
She waved a hand over the deck and mumbled some made-up magic mumbo jumbo and fanned out the deck across my stomach.
"Is this your card?" she said, holding up one of the cards.
It was the jack of diamonds. "Right as rain," I told her. "You're the real thing, all right."
"Know how I did it?"
"Magic?"
She flipped the deck so that I could see the cards. It was fifty-two identical jacks of diamonds.
"That's not real magic," I said.
"Fooled you."
"Cheat. You distracted me."
"I have the power to cloud men's minds."
"That you do."
She slid under the covers still wearing the top hat and mustache and we made love that way. The top hat fell off, but she wore the mustache until morning.
The night after her card trick, I told Alice about magic. I told her it was real and that I was a magician. She liked me well enough by then not to fifty-one-fifty me to the cops, but she looked at me like I'd just told her that I was the king of the mushroom people. So, I pinched the flame off one of the candles she'd lit and made it hop across my fingertips. I charmed old magazines, dirty shirts, and Chinese-restaurant flyers up from the floor, formed them into a vaguely female shape, and had them strut around the apartment like a fashion model. I made my neighbor's yowling cat speak Russian and Alice's tattoos move around like little movies under her skin.
She loved it. She was like a kid, shouting, "More! More!" What she didn't want was anything serious. Every civilian I'd ever shown magic to had the same response - how can we use it to get rich? Let's manipulate the stock market. Turn invisible and rob a bank. Throw on a glamour so that cops can't see us.
Alice didn't ask for any of that. I showed her magic and that was enough for her. She didn't instantly wonder what the magic could do for her. She loved the magic itself, which meant that she could love me because I wasn't likely to make anyone rich. We hadn't been going out that long and she wasn't sure about me yet. It didn't matter. I was already nine-tenths in love with her and could wait for as long as it took for her to come around.
It took two more days.
She showed up at my door with a box from a run-down magic shop in Chinatown.
"I can do magic, too," she said.
"Let's see."
The magic box was about the size of two matchboxes. She lifted the top off. Her middle finger lay inside the box, wrapped in bloody cotton around the bottom. The finger wiggled. Stiffened. She held up her hand so the severed finger flipped me the bird, the cheapest of cheap gags. Of course, she hadn't chopped her finger off. She'd slid it up through a hole in the bottom of the box that already had cotton and fake blood inside. It was about the stupidest thing I'd ever seen.
I kissed her and took her inside. We never talked about her moving in. She just came in and never left, because she knew this was where she should be.
Later, when Alice and I were in bed and still drunk from our one month anniversary party, I told her that I had a dream where we were on a road trip, eating lunch in some anonymous little diner. She told the waitress that we were driving to Vegas to get married by an Elvis impersonator and held up her engagement ring for everyone to see. It was the magic store box, still on her finger. When I finished telling her the story, she bit me lightly on the arm.
"See?" she said. "I told you I can do magic."
I snap awake at the sound of the door slamming downstairs. I sit up, relieved that the pain in my ribs is gone. The good feeling is short-lived, however, when I realize that the room looks like a bad night in a slaughterhouse. The bloody jacket and shirt are still on the floor where I dropped them. I'm covered in dried blood, a lot of which I've managed to smear in a crimson Rorschach blot all over the bed while I was asleep.
I toss the jacket and shirt onto the dirty sheet, pull it off the bed and onto the floor. In the bathroom, I use up most of a roll of paper towels scrubbing the blood off me. The bullet wounds are just black welts surrounded by psychedelic-blue-and-purple bruises. If I twist the right way, I can feel the .45 slugs nestled inside me, like marsh-mallows in Jell-O salad. I'll probably have to do something about getting them out, at some point, but not now.
The wet paper towels I toss on the sheet with the bloody clothes. In a little storage cabinet under the sink, I find a roll of black plastic garbage bags. Tear one off and stuff the bloody remains of last night's square dance inside.
It hits me then that I still have a problem. I've just thrown away half of my clothes, leaving me with nothing to wear but taped-together boots and scorched jeans, which are starting to crack and come apart in places. For a second, I consider stealing the shirt off Kasabian's body, but that's too disgusting even for me. Plus, opening the closet door will just start his head screaming again.
I toss the room, tearing open boxes, looking for a lost and found or something one of the college kids might have left behind. I hit the jackpot-a whole box of store T-shirts is stuffed in the back, under the worktable. The shirts are black, with max overdrive video printed in big white letters on the back. Printed on the front is a fake store name tag that says Hi. My name is Max. Cute.
I stand by the door for a second, listening to Allegra move around downstairs. I can almost see her in my mind's eye. She's young. Bored and annoyed at having to open the store so soon after Christmas. I get a sense of brains and something else. Something she's trying not to think about as she straightens the shelves and counts the cash in the till. Quietly, I open the door and start down the stairs, then turn around and go right back up. The .45 and Brad Pitt's stun gun are lying on the floor. I stuff them under the mattress, then head back down.
Allegra is by the door, backlit by the light through the window. She looks to be not much older than I was when I was carried off to Oz. Maybe old enough to drink. Maybe not. She doesn't wear much makeup. Black around her eyes. Gloss on her lips. She's thin, with darkish cafe au lait skin. She'd look like Foxy Brown's little sister, except her head is shaved smooth. Her coat and skirt are thrift store hand-me-downs, but her boots look expensive. An art school girl with priorities.
She looks up as I unlock the chain at the bottom of the stairs.
"Morning. You must be Allegra."
Her head snaps up in my direction. "Who are you? Where's Mr. Kasabian?"
"Kasabian had to leave town. Some kind of family crisis. I'm an old friend. I'll be in charge of the place while he's gone."
That wasn't the right thing to say. Allegra is angry. She tries to hide it with surprise, but doesn't pull it off.
"Really?" she asks. "Have you run a video store before?"
"No."
"Ever run any kind of retail operation?"
I come up front and lean on the counter, checking the floor for blood as I go. Only a few drops that I can spot. I tend not to bleed for very long, and it looks like Brad Pitt's clothes soaked up most of what leaked out of me.
"Let me clarify. When I say I'll be in charge, that doesn't mean I'm going to actually be doing anything. I'll mostly be gone or working upstairs."
"Ah," she says, even colder than before. She knows exactly what Kasabian does up there and she doesn't approve. An L.A. girl with a conscience. They're about as rare as unicorns.
"Not doing anything is Mr. Kasabian's management style, too. You'll fit right in." Her heartbeat kicks up and her pupils dilate. Why the hell am I noticing these things?
She frowns, looks down, then up at me. "Please, don't tell him I said that."
"Your secret is safe with me."
